Algunas situaciones humillantes y vergonzosas
jueves, 12 de octubre de 2006
1.- Correr una cuadra y quedar con ahogos, taquicardia y que te tiriten las piernas por mucho rato...
2.- Que tu mamá insista en dar demasiada información cuando te llaman por teléfono y tu estás en el baño.
3.- Que tu primo de 17 te trate de ud. y que sus amigos te den el asiento en la micro y te digan "Siéntese aquí , Señora".
4.- Aquella vez un que estabas haciendo el amor y te salió por primera vez un "Gas Vaginal".
5.- Que con tu pareja lleguen trade a una reunión con amigos y él se cachetonee diciendo que tardaron porque se "pegaron una cortita" en el auto antes de entrar... y tú te pongas roja porque efectivamente esa fue la razón del atraso.
6.- Pasar por una constucción y que nadie te diga un piropo...
7.- Que el mejor carrete que tengas un sábado por la noche sea ver a la Vivi.
8.- Que tu ginecólogo sea regio y te diga "cuando quieras tener más hijos, avísame" y tu con mirada coquetona le preguntes "¿para qué?" y él responda "para sacarte el dispositivo..."
9.- Estar tan botada que hasta a los choferes de micros los empiezas a encontrar interesantes.
10.- Que crean que tu Papá es tu pareja.
11.- Caerse. En la micro, en la calle, en el trabajo, en el mall... donde sea, porque sabes que alguien te vió y que seguramente se está riendo de ti en algún lado....
escrito por Yunicua a las 5:15 p. m., | 
12 Comentarios:
Jajjajaja!!! Insuperable la n°8!!!! Por eso mi ginecólogo no es mino.
Agrego: Entrar corriendo al baño por que ya te haces y encontrarte con tu suegro... haciendo pipí... TRÁGAME TIERRA!!!!!
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Saludos!
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Llegué de casualidad aquí, muy weno el blog.
Aportes:
1ºQue una niñita de 5 años "que con suerte conoces" se te declare frente a una amiga...
2ºQue te operen y luego en el hospital te tenga que ""bañar"" alguien de tu misma edad.
Aportes:
1ºQue una niñita de 5 años "que con suerte conoces" se te declare frente a una amiga...
2ºQue te operen y luego en el hospital te tenga que ""bañar"" alguien de tu misma edad.
wajajajajajajajaja
puta me han pasado varias, pero la 10 aparte de darme una verguenza de las feroces, me dio mucha rabia...
desde entonces esa es una razón más para odiar a los curas.
¬_¬'
puta me han pasado varias, pero la 10 aparte de darme una verguenza de las feroces, me dio mucha rabia...
desde entonces esa es una razón más para odiar a los curas.
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